Terrorist?


An exhibit at the main branch of the New York Public Library is drawing outrage from Republicans because some of the work on display depicts former and current members of the Bush administration posing for fake mug shots. Each official in the visionary series, called "Line Up", is seen holding a slate with a date of arrest corresponding to a date when the official said something about Iraq that was not "reality-based." Matthew Walter, director of communications for the state GOP, told the Daily News:
It is simply inappropriate to have political attack art, in the form of egregious doctored photographs of the President and other high-ranking officials who have dedicated their lives to public service, in a taxpayer-funded building frequented by schoolchildren and the general public.
I for one think it is controversial but well within the boundaries of art.
More here:

Words of wisdom...

If you are unable to remember someone's first name, simply ask them:
"What's your name?"
When they reply with their first name, laugh and say
"Oh no, I knew that, of course. I meant your last name".
This is a much more acceptable thing to forget--and you still get their full name.

I got to get me one of THESE...


The Pope and Hillary

The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd. 'Her Majesty' and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to make it a little more interesting, the senator says to the Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?" He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides. The Pope, no t wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do. "That was impressive. But did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice." The senator seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me." So the Pope slapped her.

Dad sells son's $90 Guitar Hero III game online for more than $9000

MONTREAL (AFP) — After catching his 15-year-old smoking pot, a father sold the hard-to-get "Guitar Hero III" video game he bought his son for 90 dollars for Christmas at an online auction, fetching 9,000 dollars.
The sale took place after the father spent two weeks searching for the video game for the Nintendo Wii gameboard.
"So I was so relieved in that I had finally got the Holy Grail of Christmas presents pretty much just in the nick of time. I couldn't wait to spread the jubilance to my son," the father wrote on the eBay website.
"Then, yesterday, I came home from work early and what do I find? My innocent little boy smoking pot in the back yard with two of his delinquent friends."
The man, a school teacher, who kept his identity private, said he sold the coveted video game to punish his son and discourage him from smoking dope.
The sale was a boon for the family's bank account, since the game the father purchased for 90 dollars (US) was finally sold to an Australian who plunked down 9,100 dollars for it.
The naughty son, however, will not go without a present on Christmas.
"I am still considering getting him a game for his Nintendo. Maybe something like Barbie as the Island Princess or Dancing with the Stars ... I know he will just love them," the father said, tongue-in-cheek.

Kitteh of the Day


Top 10 Animals You didn’t know were Venomous

http://listverse.com/nature/top-10-animals-you-didnt-know-were-venomous/

New Batman Movie Trailer for "The Dark Knight"




http://jalopnik.com/cars/movies/dark-knight-trailer-hits-web-shows-off-all-sorts-of-bat+vehicles-334603.php

Microwave Beam Stops Cars Dead




The same microwave radiation that reheats pizza can be used to fry the electrical systems in cars, stopping them dead in their tracks.
Emitted from a rooftop device, the radiation could be used by law enforcement officers to put an end to dangerous car chases or by military personnel as a non-lethal way of disabling vehicles that get too close for comfort.
"The idea is to warn an automobile some distance away from a high-value target like a military barrack or a communication center. If they don't comply, you just zap them and it prevents them from coming closer," said James Tatoian, CEO of Eureka Aerospace in Pasadena, Calif.
Tatoian and his team have been working on the device since 2003. The current prototype is about 5 feet long, 3 feet wide, a foot thick, and weighs just under 200 pounds.
The technology uses the same kind of energy used in microwave ovens, but at a different frequency. Ovens typically operate at 2.45 Ghz, whereas the high-power car-stopping system is at 300 megahertz. In both cases, the radiation is above common radio frequencies and is not harmful to humans.
"There are no biological effects," said Tatoian. "We comply with every standard in the literature as far as biological impact."
To disable cars, the device first generates energy that is amplified using a generator. The energy is converted to microwave radiation and then directed, by way of a specially designed antenna, at the offender in a narrow beam.
The higher the frequency of the radiation, the more directed the beam, which allows the user to aim the energy at vulnerable car parts, such as light bulb filaments, lug nuts, frame bolts, or windshield antenna.
Having access to these locations is crucial because newer cars are made with lots of plastic parts, have rustproof paint that prevents electricity from conducting, and have computers already designed to withstand the electromagnetic energy coming from the car engine.


One beam pulsed in a burst lasting just 50 nanoseconds is enough to disrupt a vehicle's electrical system. The radiation can overload wires or damage or upset the car's central microprocessor.
In tests on four vehicles, the researchers were able to disable cars from 10 to 50 feet away.
Such a device could go a long way to save time and lives in places like southern California, where highways stretch uninterrupted for long distances and car chases are common.
"Once they get off the streets, they just go until they run out of gas," said commander Charles "Sid" Heal of the Los Angeles Sheriff's Department in Monterey Park, Calif. The department donated test cars for the experiments.
A technology that would shut down a car's computer could not only reduce the number of car chases, but could also allow police officers to intentionally stop a car in a location where the offender might have difficulty running from on foot.
Heal said he would like to see the researchers add a light to beam, so that law enforcers could see where they are directing the beam and offenders would realize that they are on the receiving end of some kind of weapon.
"We can put the visible light on them, and if we don't get compliance, we'll hit them with a device that kills the car," said Heal.
Tatoian thinks that with the proper funding, Eureka Aerospace can shrink the device in less than two years to a 50-pound appliance that looks like a plasma television and can disable cars from 600 feet away.

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WARNING: I am crying like a little girl after reading this one...I'm gonna go hug my dog.

SAVANNAH, Ga. - Marine Cpl. Dustin Jerome Lee and his German shepherd, Lex, scoured Iraq for roadside bombs together, slept next to each other and even posed in Santa hats for a holiday photo.
When a mortar attack killed the 20-year-old Marine in Fallujah a few months later, Lex, whimpering from his own injuries, had to be pulled away, Lee's father was told.
That strong bond compelled the slain Marine's family to adopt 8-year-old Lex even though the military said he still had two years of service.

The family lobbied the military for months, launched an Internet petition and enlisted the aid of a North Carolina congressman who took their case straight to the Marine Corps' top general.
'Just like our own'On Wednesday, the Marine Corps finally announced Lex could go home to Lee's family. It is the first time the military has granted a dog early retirement to be adopted by someone other than a former handler.

"We knew that's what Dustin would have wanted out of this," said Jerome Lee, the slain Marine's father. "He knew that we would take care of Lex and love him, just like our own."
Lee's family from Quitman, Miss., is scheduled to pick up Lex from the Albany base Dec. 21, exactly nine months after the fatal attack.
Though some shrapnel remains lodged in his back, Lex has otherwise recovered from his wounds and has been serving alongside military policemen at the Albany base since July.

"It is extraordinary," said Col. Christian Haliday, commander of the Marine Logistics Base in Albany, Ga., where the dog is based. "As far as we know, it's the first time that a waiver of policy of this nature has been granted."
First case of its kindOfficials at Lackland Air Force Base in San Antonio, which trains dogs for all service branches, confirmed it is the first case of its kind.

Lee joined the Marines after graduating from high school in 2004. His father said his drive to become a dog handler came from Lee's mother, who worked with search-and-rescue dogs for their local emergency management agency when Lee was a boy.
After finishing his military police and dog handler training, the young Marine headed to Albany. Lee adopted his first canine partner, Doenja, from the military and sent him home to Mississippi last year when the 11-year-old dog began losing his sight and had to retire.
Lee formed an equally strong bond with his new partner, Lex.
The military has more than 1,700 dogs that work alongside American troops, including about 260 in the Marines. Their bomb-sniffing skills have been in high demand in Iraq and Afghanistan.

U.S. Rep. Walter Jones, R-N.C., said he discussed the Lees' case with Gen. James T. Conway, the Marine Corps commandant.
"The way I look at this, dogs are being trained every day to be a part of the armed forces," Jones said. "This family gave their son for their country. This is a small gift back to them."

Sheelah's Joke

A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door. Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chihuahuas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"

The Dancing Duck

A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing, they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot.Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a ripoff! I put him on the pot before a whole audience, and he didn't dance a single step!" "So?" asked the ducks former owner, "did you remember to light the candle under the pot?"

The ones that got away...


Down on the fish farm, workers could not understand why the number of brown trout had suddenly taken a dive. But close observation revealed the reason - an aquatic version of the Great Escape. The resourceful fish are leaping 3ft out of the water and into an eight-inch pipe which brings fresh water into the farm near Alresford, Hampshire. Following their instincts the trout, cousins of the Atlantic salmon, then swim against the flow for 30ft before finding freedom at the other end as they plop into a tributary of the River Itchen.
Simon Johnson, director of the Wild Trout Trust, said: "Brown trout do have migratory tendencies and swim upstream, especially in November and December. "The water coming down from the pipe is oxygenating the pond and this could be kicking in their natural instincts. "They might well think it is a waterfall and are trying to head up it to find a place to spawn."

Helicopter semi submerged to pick up a SEAL team -- from different angle

Helicopter semi submerged to pick up a SEAL team...Too cool

For my Repubican friends...

Red State Update: Evel Kneivel

Bonus Kitteh ! ! ! !


Kitteh of the Day


The new Knight Rider

Yes, they are remaking Knight Rider. Here is the first video of the new car:

http://jalopnik.com/cars/knight-rider/first-video-of-knight-riders-kitt-revealed-live-333192.php

A real friend...

A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bush's jumped the Game Warden !!

Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods, and hot on his heels came the Game Warden.

After about a half mile the fella stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath and the Game Warden finally caught up to him. "Lets see yer fishin license, Boy !!" the Warden gasped. With that, the fella pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license.

"Well, son", said the Game Warden, " You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks !!
You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!"

"Yes Sir", replied the young feller," But my friend back there, well, he don't have one"...

Skull shaped helmet

Now, keep in mind that I think that anyone dumb enough to ride without a full face helmet is a complete moron but this is a pretty cool looking helmet. I don't think it will do the wearer a bit of good in an accident but St Peter might think it is cool.

http://gadgets.boingboing.net/2007/12/12/skull-helmet.html


Nice...I need this for the Dodge.


I love Hockey goalies

Air Force One Crash...

Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the wreckage was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm. Secret Service descended upon the smoking hulk but could find no remains of the crew or the President's staff. To their amazement, a lone farmer was plowing a field not too far away as if nothing at all happened. They hurried over to surround the man's tractor.

"Sir," the senior Secret Service agent asked, panting and out of breath.

"Did you see this terrible accident happen?"

"Yep. Sure did." The man muttered unconcernedly.

"Do you realize that is the President of the United States airplane?"

"Yep."

"Were there any survivors?" the agent gasped.

"Nope. They's all kilt straight out." The farmer sighed cutting off his tractor motor. "I done buried them all myself. Took most of the morning."

The agent gulped in disbelief. "The President of the United States is dead?"

"Well," the farmer sighed, obviously wanting to get back to his work.

"He kept a-saying he wasn't ... but you know what a liar he is."

A special post for a special friend...You know who you are--have another Cosmo and smile!!!


Among this season's higher heels are, left to right, Balenciaga's gladiator stilettos, Geppettos by Gucci and Azzedine Alaïa, Lanvin peep-toe stiletto from Michael's, suede platforms by Balenciaga, and Geppettos by Christian Louboutin.

Fantastic AT-AT model


Star Wars toys that didn't make it...

http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=15

Too Cool


Litroenergy is a new type of material that emits light for 12 years without needing electricity or sun exposure. The self-luminous micro-particles are called Litrospheres and are said to be non-toxic, inexpensive and equivalent to a 20 watt incandescent bulb.
The Litrospheres give off a continuous illumination, and can be designed to glow in any color. In addition, they are not affected by heat or cold, and are 5,000-pound crush resistant. They can be injection molded or added to paint. The fill rate of Litroenergy micro particles in plastic injection molding material or paint is about 20%.
The constant light gives off no U.V. rays, and can be designed to emit almost any color of light desired.

Kitteh of the Day

Kitteh of the Day

707 does a Barrel Roll

14 weird baseball contract clauses




http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/10196#more-10196

COMPLETE Calvin and Hobbes Archive



http://www.marcellosendos.ch/comics/ch/index.html

This is what I want for Christmas

Feb. 28 (Bloomberg) -- A shopper with 119,000 pounds ($233,000) to spare went away with a vehicle fit for a superhero when a Batmobile from the 1960s television series ``Batman'' was sold at auction yesterday.
The car was the sixth of an unspecified number built for the 120-episode ABC series based on the DC Comics hero, according to Coys auctioneers in London. Four or five bidders helped drive its price more than 50 percent above the upper estimate, said Chris Routledge, an auctioneer at Coys.
The car, which is almost 6 meters (20 feet) long, is black with scarlet lines to highlight its contours and winged chassis.
``It's a fantastically iconic piece of machinery -- the Batman appeal spans more than 30 years,'' Anthony Godin, auction manager at Coys, said yesterday in a telephone interview prior to the sale. ``It's the Batmobile! Who wouldn't want to own it?''
Coys declined to identify the seller, a private collector. The winning bid came from a private museum based in the Cayman Islands.
The first Batmobile was built by George Barris on three weeks' notice after ABC decided in 1965 to serialize Batman, according to the Coys catalog. The television series ran from 1966 to 1968. Barris, described by Coys as ``the greatest custom car builder of all time,'' modified a Ford Motor Co. Lincoln Futura car for the original.
Because of the needs of filming and promotional tours, a number of copies were made, Godin said. While four were made of fiberglass, the model for sale yesterday is made from steel and is a functioning car with a Ford V8 engine, he said. It was built by Jay Ohrberg, a colleague of Barris and builder of KITT, the car in the ``Knight Rider'' TV series, he said.
The original Batmobile, which Godin said is valued at more than $1 million, is on display at the Petersen Automotive Museum in Los Angeles.
Coys had estimated the Batmobile for sale yesterday would fetch 50-75,000 pounds. The final sale price included commission of 14,000 pounds, Routledge said.
``These guys just had to have it,'' he said. ``It was a `Kapow!' moment.''

Speed Racer Movie Trailer


http://jalopnik.com/cars/speed-racer/the-speed-racer-trailer-prepare-to-trip-balls-331126.php

Remembering Pearl Harbor

Knife throwing game

http://www.mousebreaker.com/games/knifethrow2/play.php

Corvette For Sale

A friend of mine has a nice corvette that is looking for a new home. Email me for details...

Underdog

Speed Racer Movie First look

Speed Racer intro

Star Trek Vs Star Wars

Bloopers?!?!?!

Spocks Crib

I STILL love William Shatner

Classic Bugs Bunny

Gibson Self Tuning Guitar

Messing with the Tech Support Guy


Ghost Towel

Some kids are scary enough on their own, if however those endearing small people need something to aid their fiendish exploits you can now buy them a Ghost Towel to run around with and scare the pants of everyone. But for 40 bucks I'd rather the wife modify a couple of our towels. Either way I think every kid I know would love something like this to go along with their Cape Towel and Magic Carpet towel...


Everyone loves these...


http://www.moillusions.com/2007/12/julian-beevers-new-3d-sidewalk.html

Evel Knievel



According to the 1975 Guinness Book of World Records, Evel "suffered 431 bone fractures in one season, 1972." Doing some math, that averages out to each of his 206 bones breaking slightly more than twice in the calendar year, timewise more than one broken bone per day. Others claimed that Evel had broken every bone in his body, which would apparently include the three little bones in each ear.
Despite the Guinness figure, Evel says he only broke about 37 bones in his 16 years of performing. He claims he spent more than half the years 1966 to 1973 in hospitals, in a wheelchair or on crutches, recovering from an aggregate of injuries that one doctor suggested five to ten severe auto accidents would produce. By the time he quit performing in 1981, Evel had undergone 14 major operations, with several steel plates and metal pins set into him.
However, retirement has been just as rough on him. In the last ten years, he's had an artificial hip installed after a golf-course tumble broke his old, beat-up hip; he's twice slipped and fallen in a whirlpool, breaking some ribs and a knee; he had a spinal-fusion surgery, attaching three steel plates in his back with six screws. In 1999 he received a liver transplant, after his old liver had been destroyed by alcoholism and hepatitis C, yet he still drinks. He's also suffered a bleeding esophagus, a stroke, arthritis, diabetes and pulmonary fibrosis. A 2006 AP story reported that Evel "now stays close to an oxygen tank, ingests 50 pills a day and sucks on lollipops that deliver fentanyl, a heavy-duty painkiller." In a 2007 USA Today story, Evel said that a "morphine pump" stapled to his abdomen "sends morphine and synthetic heroin into my back 24 hours a day... It affects your thinking, your brain."

http://www.stevemandich.com/evelincarnate/knievelinjuries.htm

Kitteh of the Day


Pet Driver's License


I love this idea. You can get your Pet a "Drivers License" from any state ! !
Whenever I climb out of the car Sheelah hops in the driver's seat. Next time I have a few at a friends house Sheelah can drive home.

Kitteh of the Day


Pretty Nifty

USB cradle that can accept 2.5″ and 3.5″ SATA hard drives. The stylish and innovative design make it really easy to hot-swap SATA disks with ease. The cradle is so easy to use. Simply connect it to the USB port of your computer, and then ‘drop’ in a SATA hard drive. You can then access the data on the hard drive quicky and easily. This is a fabulous product for users who need to access and check the contents of numerous hard drives. Far easier than installing the hard drive interenally or in a caddy, the USB SATA Cradle is easy to use, convenient and practical. About $40.00

http://www.redferret.net/?p=9681

A Christmas Tree for Darrell


Kitchen / Cooking Myths...

I have heard a lot of advice about cooking and wonder how much of it is good.
Well here is a link that helps a bit...

http://www.pgacon.com/KitchenMyths.htm

Big Wheel + San Francisco = FUN

Cute comic from Uncle Mike


Rechargable LED Light for your car

Spotlight replaces your cars cigarette lighter. It is a bright LED light that is always ready and available when you need some extra light. Whether it’s changing a tire, searching for a lost item.

http://www.jtspotlight.com/collections/frontpage/products/spotlight

It's that wrapping season again...

Roll Buddy™
Hold, dispense, and store paper - without tape or rubber bands. Snap the plastic wrap clip onto your roll of paper. Pull out the length you need to do the job.
http://www.mileskimball.com/mileskimball/Shopping/ProductDetail.aspx?CID=Holidays%2fChristmas&SCID=Giftwrap%2fAccessories&ProductID=PG0000443&SiteNum=0

Retro CD


This is a Writable CD that looks like a 3.5" floppy and works in any cd drive.
I like the idea but $40 for 4 of them?!?! Too expensive.

Star Wars Racing Team?

TV theme song game

This was a lot of fun.
How many TV Theme songs can you guess?

http://www.televisiontunes.com/game.html

Another Guy's blog dedicated a a Coyote he is raising

This guy took in a Coyote pup whose parents were shot and he is documenting his experience
http://dailycoyote.blogspot.com/

Cool Vintage TV's

Everyone likes cool old stuff--Here are a few vintage tv's that would look good in any room.

http://www.oobject.com/category/fantastic-vintage-tvs/

Watch too much TV? I do. Break the Habit.

Tired of wasting the equivalent of two months of your life every year glued to the box? Spending more than an hour sitting in front of the television each evening?

http://ririanproject.com/2007/11/27/getting-unplugged-how-to-break-the-tv-habit/

TV Commercial

I Love Border Collies