For Matthew...

Matt - It's in Alameda, find the address so we can go visit and maybe park in the driveway for a pic of our own ! ! ! !

Sheelah (AKA Patches)

Thanks everybody.
The mutt is doing well.
The vet gave her special food that is easy to digest and meds to coat her insides, reduce the acid production and an antacid to protect any ulcerations caused by the bones.

Throughout the ordeal she has been her normal happy self which is a very good sign.

According to the vet he felt no masses in her abdomen (a good thing) and her temp failed to indicate a fever (a very good thing).

Since she is happy and active he is pretty sure that the damage is minor and the meds and dietary change along with constant monitoring (something I do anyway since I work from home most of the time anyway) should see her through.

Sheelah's overwhelming attitude, as always, has been...


Throw the ball already ! ! ! ! ! !

NO BONES OF ANY KIND EVER ! ! !

This is a public service announcement.

Never give your dog bones of any kind. Ever.

I thought that if I gave Sheelah uncooked beef bones that she couldn't break them and would have cleaner teeth.

Nope. She ended up with beef bone splinters in her gullet.

We noticed it when she started vomiting and crapping blood - - Scary to say the least.

The Vet said NO BONES ASSHOLE ! ! ! He was more diplomatic than that but only just.

So, if you have bones for your dog toss em in the garbage.

Save her life and save yourself the $150.00 bill for being called an asshole.

I am a softy when it comes to the kids and dog so I end up giving them all treats all the time.

I could have killed my dog.

My Dog.

I'm still shaken.

My Dog.

Who would win in a fight?




William Shatner or John Madden?

Posting...

I've been pretty busy with work and my idiot sister in law so I haven't been blogging.

I posted a bunch of stuff to make up for it.

I promise I'll tell you all about breakfast with my lovely sister.

You'll love it...

For Michelle...


Evolution...


Why men don't write advice columns...


Unicorn poop...


For Michelle...

You look marvelous...and a redhead too...

For the single folks...and the married folks...and...


Marry her...


New and improved...


Snowballs chance...


If only it were that easy...

I'd be hung like a hydrant ! ! ! !

Dream house...


Jeepers, it CAN fly...

Looks like my ex's mother...

For Melissa...


Me too...


Knew that was gonna happen ! ! ! !


Yes I do...


Sad but true...


For Melissa...


The real reason it sank...


For the Wirecutter...

Racist, but funny.

Fuck em if they can't take a joke...

Great shirt


Sure, he's cute now...

But in a few weeks he's gonna be unstoppable and kicking your ASS ! ! !
Badgers--mother nature's crazy evil superhero of pain.
(yeah he could eat anyone he wants)

Plan B RULEZ ! ! ! ! !


IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO DO THAT ! ! ! ! ! !

B-52 breaking the fukin sound barrier ! ! ! !

OMG dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria ! ! !

Adam and Eve Muslim style