I'm RICH! ! ! ! !
I just got this in my email:
DeFriend,
We need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of $18million immediately to your account.The money has been dormant for years in our Bank here without anybody coming for it.
I know that this mail will come to you as a surprise.Iam the bill and exchange manager in African Development Bank (ADB).I Hoped that you will not expose or betray this trust and confident that i am about to repose on you for the mutual benefit ofour both families.
We want to release the money to you as the nearest person to ourdeceased customer(the owner of the account)who died a long with his supposed next of kin in an air crash since July 2003.
We don't want the money to go into our Bank treasuryas an abandoned fund.So this is the reason why i contacted you,so that we will can release the money to you as the nearest person to the deceased cutomer. Please we would likeyou to keep this proposal as a top secret and delete if you are not interested.
Uponreceipt of your reply, i will send you full details on how the business will be executed andalso note that you will have 40% of the above mentioned sum if you agree to transact thebusiness with us.African Development Bank (ADB).,Burkina Faso-WestAfrica.
MY NAME IS DR homan.roba @yahoo.fr
DeFriend,
We need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of $18million immediately to your account.The money has been dormant for years in our Bank here without anybody coming for it.
I know that this mail will come to you as a surprise.Iam the bill and exchange manager in African Development Bank (ADB).I Hoped that you will not expose or betray this trust and confident that i am about to repose on you for the mutual benefit ofour both families.
We want to release the money to you as the nearest person to ourdeceased customer(the owner of the account)who died a long with his supposed next of kin in an air crash since July 2003.
We don't want the money to go into our Bank treasuryas an abandoned fund.So this is the reason why i contacted you,so that we will can release the money to you as the nearest person to the deceased cutomer. Please we would likeyou to keep this proposal as a top secret and delete if you are not interested.
Uponreceipt of your reply, i will send you full details on how the business will be executed andalso note that you will have 40% of the above mentioned sum if you agree to transact thebusiness with us.African Development Bank (ADB).,Burkina Faso-WestAfrica.
MY NAME IS DR homan.roba @yahoo.fr
Reaching across the aisle...
Yesterday, in Chicago, President-elect Obama met with former political rival John McCain.
Both men said it was a relief to put their differences aside, sit down, and really make fun of Sarah Palin.
Both men said it was a relief to put their differences aside, sit down, and really make fun of Sarah Palin.
You know who...
From the website...Squirrel Underpants
Squirrel Underpants are real!
They started as an April Fools joke, but the reaction to them was so strong we decided to actually make them.
Are you sick and tired of squirrels running naked in the trees around your house?
Have you had to hide your children’s eyes when a tiny furry streaker crosses the sidewalk in front of you?
We’ve got the answer: Squirrel Underpants!
Each pair of tiny briefs has a 3" waist and is made of 100% cotton.
Also good for hamsters, frogs and gerbils.
$6.50.
The new Z
I really like how much this one looks like the originals. If they could lighten it up and make it a bit svelter It would be perfect.
For Rob in San Antonio
A traveling salesman visiting a small town in rural Texas saw a circus banner reading: "Don't Miss The Amazing Texan".
The salesman was curious, so he bought a ticket. The tent went dark. Suddenly, trumpets blared, the lights came up, and all eyes turned to the center ring.
There was revealed a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to the table was an old retired cowboy. Suddenly, the old cowboy unzipped his jeans, whipped it out, and smashed all three walnuts with three mighty swings!
The crowd erupted in applause, and the elderly Texan was carried off on their shoulders.
Ten years later, the salesman visits the same little town, and he sees a faded sign for the same circus and the same banner warning: "Don't Miss the Amazing Texan".
He can't believe the old guy is still alive, much less still doing his act. So he buys a ticket.
Again, when the center ring is illuminated, there stand the table and the old cowboy. But this time, instead of walnuts, three coconut s are placed on the table. The old guy stands before them, then suddenly unzips his fly, whips it out, and smashes the coconuts with three amazing swings.
The crowd goes wild!
Flabbergasted, the salesman requests a meeting with him after the show. "You're incredible," he tells the old Texan, "but I have to know something. You're older now, so why in the world would you switch from walnuts to coconuts?"
"Well ya see...," says the old cowboy, "my eyes ain't what they used to be."
The salesman was curious, so he bought a ticket. The tent went dark. Suddenly, trumpets blared, the lights came up, and all eyes turned to the center ring.
There was revealed a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to the table was an old retired cowboy. Suddenly, the old cowboy unzipped his jeans, whipped it out, and smashed all three walnuts with three mighty swings!
The crowd erupted in applause, and the elderly Texan was carried off on their shoulders.
Ten years later, the salesman visits the same little town, and he sees a faded sign for the same circus and the same banner warning: "Don't Miss the Amazing Texan".
He can't believe the old guy is still alive, much less still doing his act. So he buys a ticket.
Again, when the center ring is illuminated, there stand the table and the old cowboy. But this time, instead of walnuts, three coconut s are placed on the table. The old guy stands before them, then suddenly unzips his fly, whips it out, and smashes the coconuts with three amazing swings.
The crowd goes wild!
Flabbergasted, the salesman requests a meeting with him after the show. "You're incredible," he tells the old Texan, "but I have to know something. You're older now, so why in the world would you switch from walnuts to coconuts?"
"Well ya see...," says the old cowboy, "my eyes ain't what they used to be."
Happy Birthday Mickey Mouse ! ! !
Mickey Mouse is a comic animal cartoon character who has become an icon for The Walt Disney Company. Mickey Mouse was created in 1928 by Walt Disney and Ub Iwerks and voiced by Walt Disney. The Walt Disney Company celebrates his birth as November 18, 1928 (meaning that he would be 80 years old right now) based upon the release of Steamboat Willie. The anthropomorphic mouse has evolved from being simply a character in animated cartoons and comic strips to become one of the most recognizable symbols in the world.
Patience...
President-elect Barack Obama is still looking for a White House dog.
In fact, he has spent more time selecting a dog than John McCain did selecting a running mate.
In fact, he has spent more time selecting a dog than John McCain did selecting a running mate.
Christmas...
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter.
St. Peter told them that since it is Christmas Eve, they can each pass into heaven irrespective of their histories if they each have a symbol of Christmas on them.
The first man pulled out a lighter and lit it. St. Peter asked, “What’s that for?” “It represents the lights of Christmas.” said the man. “OK”, said St. Peter. “You can go in.”
The second man took out his car keys and jingled them. “What’s that for?” said St. Peter. “These are Christmas bells.”, said the second man. “OK”, said St. Peter. “You can go in also.”
The third man pulled out a pair of women’s panties from his pocket. “Now, what could those possibly have to do with Christmas?” asked St. Peter. “These are Carol’s.” said the man as he dashed through the gates.
St. Peter told them that since it is Christmas Eve, they can each pass into heaven irrespective of their histories if they each have a symbol of Christmas on them.
The first man pulled out a lighter and lit it. St. Peter asked, “What’s that for?” “It represents the lights of Christmas.” said the man. “OK”, said St. Peter. “You can go in.”
The second man took out his car keys and jingled them. “What’s that for?” said St. Peter. “These are Christmas bells.”, said the second man. “OK”, said St. Peter. “You can go in also.”
The third man pulled out a pair of women’s panties from his pocket. “Now, what could those possibly have to do with Christmas?” asked St. Peter. “These are Carol’s.” said the man as he dashed through the gates.
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