How to best use your Rebate Check.

As you must have heard by now the Bush Administration is sending each and every one of us an IRS rebate check to "stimulate" the economy. But if we do not spend the money properly we risk stimulating the economies of countries other than our own.

If you spend that money at Wal-Mart all the money will go to China .

If you buy gasoline it will go to the Arabs,

If we purchase computers it will all go to India,

Buy fruits and vegetables and Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala will benefit,

If I buy a good car it will all go to Japan,

If the wife buys more useless crap it will all go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America and it seems the only businesses still in the US are Booze and Hookers. So, the only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on Beer and a "rental".

God bless america and do your part - I know I will.