New Policy...

So, as a guy, my reaction to underwear on the floor is to pick them up and smell them.
If they are clean - no problem.
If they are dirty, and mine - stinky - toss em in the basket.
If they are stinky and the woman's - cool! stinky woman scent!! save em for later!!!

However, today I ran in to a dilemma. The underwear were my three year old daughter's. So, the dirty bastard in me wanted to say "...mmm panties..." but, of course, that is disgusting and ninety degrees away from anything nearing reasonable.

I was forced to take the panties that looked clean and toss em in the dirties.
Simply because I was not gonna sniff em.

My friends kept telling me that having girls would change my life. I guess this is one of those times.

New policy:
Panties on the ground are dirty no matter what.

Oh! The seven month old is crawling on the carpet eating every microscopic thing her shiny new eyes can find.

I shoulda bought the wife another dog...