From Melissa...

Scene:

I am sitting Indian style on the bed.
Scotty is jumping around and flying Tinkerbell through the air and landing her in my eye.
I fart.
It is terrible.
My eyes water.
I grab Scotty's head and shove it in my lap and he giggles.
Until he has to breathe.
He screams.
He starts to fight a little bit.
Poor child goes limp.
I let him up for air and he screams "Ew! Gross!"

And curtain.

You're welcome.