Words of wisdom...

Thanks Brad!

If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.

The only thing that tastes better than free liquor is stolen liquor.


If you think you might be slurring a little, then you are slurring a lot. If you think you are slurring a lot, then you are not speaking English.

Fighting an extremely drunk person when you are sober is hilarious.

If there is ever any confusion, the fullest beer is yours.

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