Reserve a Spot in Heaven

For as little as $12.79 you can guarantee yourself a spot in heaven:

From the site:
Reserve A Spot In Heaven is here for the sole purpose of allowing you the opportunity to secure your spot in Heaven before it’s too late. Yes, at the moment there is plenty of room in Heaven for you and all of your loved ones, but what most individuals don't realize is that although a large portion of this space remains vacant, spots are filling very quickly. So quick that if you don’t act now you may lose your chance at getting in. How does a future of endless suffering sound? Not so good, which is why we are here to help

I should thought of this. All I need to do is print up and mail some idiots some silly literature and BAM I don't have to work anymore.

I could have hot and cold running blondes, fast cars and and endless supply of Pringles.

Should I admire this guy for coming up with a cute idea or loathe him as a charlatan selling stupidity to people without enough sense?

Buy yours now!!!

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