Updating Asimov's laws of robotics...



Some examples...

6. A robot may not roll down the window shout out the surprise endings of movies while driving past a theater line.

9. A robot must stop visiting Isaac Asimov's bedroom at night and fabricating situations that would make it appear that the sleeping Asimov has less than total control of his urinary faculties.

16. A robot may take only one item from each house when trick-or-treating, unless that robot has been tasked with collecting as much candy as possible for me, Isaac Asimov, in which case that robot may ignore the First Law.

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