An Election Prediction...Shotgun wedding!?!?

We'll see if it comes to fruition but wouldn't a pre-election wedding be just the perfect daughter pimping baby exploiting ratings boost that the McCain camp desperately needs?

Pro-life, Pro-baby, Pro-marriage and betcha!!!

So, my prediction is:

1 A pre-Nov 4 wedding that tries to be BOTH "Princess Di" and "Joe Six Pack"
(sponsored by Budweiser and Ski-doo?)

2 Baby pix sold to People magazine and the proceeds to help drunken eskimos and orphaned polar bears (to gain the "Green" global warming vote)

3 McCain in the front row talking about Pro-Lifer morals (wearing a "sweet crude" black tuxedo provided by Exxon)

4 A smiling Bristol Palin, 17, holding her baby and Levi Johnston, 18, NOT going to prison for statutory rape unlike Genarlow Wilson, age 17, being sentenced to ten years in prison for having consensual (oral) sex with a girlfriend. (the difference is "black and White" folks--pun intended)

In an election campaign notable for its surprises, Sarah Palin, the Republican vice-presidential candidate, may be about to spring a new one — the wedding of her pregnant teenage daughter to her ice-hockey-playing fiancĂ© before the November 4 election.
Inside John McCain’s campaign the expectation is growing that there will be a popularity boosting pre-election wedding in Alaska between Bristol Palin, 17, and Levi Johnston, 18, her schoolmate and father of her baby. “It would be fantastic,” said a McCain insider. “You would have every TV camera there. The entire country would be watching. It would shut down the race for a week.”
There is already some urgency to the wedding as Bristol, who is six months pregnant, may not want to walk down the aisle too close to her date of delivery.

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