What happens when a Jeep drives over a mattress? An Escher-like hellscape of cord and wires that didn't stop the Jeep for 30 miles and then only when the wires finally punctured the fuel tank.
The following stunning display of driver ignorance is making the rounds in a number of fan-boy forums across the internet: a Jeep owner mowed over a mattress and decided to press forward. Only after his vehicle stalled due to lack of fuel--after 30 miles--did he decide to contact the dealer and see what the matter might be.
The amalgamation of cord and wires that used to be a mattress wound itself around the driveshaft and rear axle, creating a whip that gashed it's way through the gas tank. The draining of his precious fuel, not the terrible shaking, is what ultimately brought the owner into the dealer.
I would've loved to be part of the laugh-fest that surely took place at said dealer after this mess rolled in.
Wouldn't the noise have been tremendous?

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